Wednesday, April 30, 2003

Pass the chips, dude!
Canada is going to decriminalize marijuana!

Soon we'll be able to head on down to Zellers and pick up a wizard bong

But before you spark up a fattie at your local patio, keep in mind that it will still be illegal. But it will be illegal in the way that speeding is illegal, or parking in a handicapped spot. Says Prime Minsiter Jean Chretien: "So you will have another ticket, for losing your senses, or something like that."

But it hasn't been passed into law yet, so the PM has these words of warning: "Don't start to smoke yet," he quickly cautioned the celebrants in the audience.

Ah, our always quotable PM. I bet he's stoned right now.
posted by Sarkasba  # 3:30 PM


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